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>I synthesized our strategic direction

>focusing our innovation investments

>our work toward synergies and strategic alignment

>Nokia Devices and Services integration synergies and strategic alignment

>simplify the way we work to drive greater accountability, become more agile and move faster

>Thank you for your support as we start to take steps forward in evolving our organization and culture

You can't make this shit up. It's straight out of Dilbert.



Well, it has probably been overseen in case of Copyright infringement. That is why "synergies and strategic alignment" is repeated.

Unbelievable how "We have decided our business requires 18000 less employees than there are now" can be strategically and synergetically rephrased and aligned.

Culture, ah, culture.




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