> It is with deep regret that I must inform you that due to an unforeseen infestation of wizards in our headquarters, we are forced to layoff 10% of the Netflix workforce. I take full accountability for this decision, as I recognize the impact it will have on all of you and your families.
> It all started on a fateful Wednesday morning, when a large black thundercloud appeared over Netflix headquarters in San Francisco and a powerful gust of magical wind blew open the doors. Before we knew it, seven wizards wielding wands and broomsticks descended upon the lobby and began making mischief. They caused the sprinklers to spray the office with confetti, the elevators to rocket up and down the shafts, and the fire alarms to scream out musical numbers at the top of their lungs.
> Layoffs at Binance due to time travel:
> Greetings, Binancees!
> It is with great sorrow that I must inform you that due to an unforeseen event, we are forced to lay off 10% of our workforce. The cause? Time travel.
> It's true. Someone on our team discovered a blue-violet vortex in the break room and to our surprise, this portal allowed us to travel through time! Unfortunately, upon our travels, we ended up unleashing something known as the butterfly effect. In essence, we changed the future, and in that future, we need 10% less of our workforce than we do today.
we changed the future, and in that future, we need 10% less of our workforce than we do today.
that's much better than the one i found:
As many of you are aware, we recently made the risky venture into time travel. We knew that this new technology could be either a boon or a bust for our company, and we took the chance with it. Unfortunately, the gamble did not pay off and the time travel experiment caused a drastic shift in the stock market trends. This shift was so severe that it caused us to lay off 10% of our team in order to stay afloat.
> Greeting to my fellow Members,
> It is with deep regret that I must inform you that due to an unforeseen infestation of wizards in our headquarters, we are forced to layoff 10% of the Netflix workforce. I take full accountability for this decision, as I recognize the impact it will have on all of you and your families.
> It all started on a fateful Wednesday morning, when a large black thundercloud appeared over Netflix headquarters in San Francisco and a powerful gust of magical wind blew open the doors. Before we knew it, seven wizards wielding wands and broomsticks descended upon the lobby and began making mischief. They caused the sprinklers to spray the office with confetti, the elevators to rocket up and down the shafts, and the fire alarms to scream out musical numbers at the top of their lungs.
> Layoffs at Binance due to time travel:
> Greetings, Binancees!
> It is with great sorrow that I must inform you that due to an unforeseen event, we are forced to lay off 10% of our workforce. The cause? Time travel.
> It's true. Someone on our team discovered a blue-violet vortex in the break room and to our surprise, this portal allowed us to travel through time! Unfortunately, upon our travels, we ended up unleashing something known as the butterfly effect. In essence, we changed the future, and in that future, we need 10% less of our workforce than we do today.