Sorry. That topic's reserved for the sequel, "Implementing RISC-V in Only 870,000 555 ICs, Part 1 of ??".

Author here, my posts are typed entirely by hand. I only ever use LLMs for consultation, so anything awkward here is, well... artisanal.

It's entirely satire :)

Pandoc is awesome, but it has a huge binary and (just tested) is nearly thirty times slower than comrak!

Jekyll is fine, but it's quite slow, and new versions often introduce breaking changes.