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I don't think people are aware their <insert high status luxury brand> came from the same place.

The luxury brand ensures the safety of the product, and as the importer is liable if they fail to do that.

lower quality, higher price.

rewards for not fucking up an existing (monopoly) line of business

I can see why you have to be "special" to work at these places.


They are all different frontends for the same backend - amazon is also a frontend to the same thing but with prices 2-3x'd.

> creating a facebook-like social network

They also haven't created a fun loving machine that rips peoples limbs off and reattaches them facing a different direction and in a different order.

Creating these things really isn't something to be proud of.


Torment Nexus or Orphan Crushing Machine?

Americans are very proud of the innovations in the latest model of the Orphan Crushing Machine.

Pookleblinky (PBUH) was prophetic about the lack of an American trickster archetype. So prescient that the populace ended up electing some f***ed up Protestant version of one.

A $10k tax bill (every year) is less than what the median worker owes.

Not really. This is $10K on top of what was already paid through payroll deductions, etc. The median worker is not paying anything additional.

DOGE declared it woke fraud, waste and abuse.

Something about DEI I guess?

Hear me out here ... it's like docker, but with Ai <pause for gasps and applause>.

Seems fair to raise 1bn at a valuation of 100bn. (Might roll the funds over into pitching Kubernetes, but with Ai next month)


What they really need is a Studio Ghibli'd version of their logo

As your 30 person startup has grown, the (future) value of the stock has gone from $0.00 to not $0.

When the value was zero, of course you had to talk up future value - you were selling something worth $0 for $1,000's. Now that it is worth something, it represents actual value for the employees to swap for salary, which is why you no longer offer as much!


That’s not really how it works, though. The price of your options is set based on when you join the company. If the company is already valuable by the time you join, you’re essentially buying in at the current valuation with the hope that the valuation will continue to increase.

You make money on the amount the company value increases starting the day the options were granted.

(This comment isn’t 100% technically accurate, but gets the point across in fewer words)


Almost always stock options at a startup are the equivalent of an unsecured iou. Even if there is a conversion at some point due to a buyout, common employee stock rarely ever sees any of that money. If anything they’re often negative value because you pay taxes on their claimed value at assignment.

Buy a meal at Mar-A-Lago, $5mil a plate.

The second worst part is the actual food on the plate is just a dumped out bag from McDonalds.

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