For funsies I shortened https://creepylink.com

And got: https://c1ic.link/account_kPvfG7_download_now.bat

I also tried that and got https://twitter.web-safe.link/BUuLrg_document.zip

Squared:

https://c1ic.link/ad_k9OFWW_redeem_gift.bat

For everyone else who's getting "You’ve read your last free article" like me:

https://archive.is/RltXf

B-M-trouble-yew is another fave

True, but chases involving stolen vehicles (a non-trivial percentage of all chases) means that mailing a fine to the registered owner wouldn't be a universal solution.

This

And I, for one, welcome our new mushroom overlords.

slashdot is that way, friend -> https://slashdot.org

>AirPods succeed by not selling you a new pair

Shhh! Don't give Apple any ideas.