Weechat is king. https://github.com/weechat/weechat

Think you're good at the old English? Think again.

I think my am

Requires significantly more bling

explain "bling"... Lame post? my first one...

And spinning rims. Don't forget about "dem spinning rings".

A billion times this!

Twice in the last 4 days, 2 stories to hit the front page in a row have been "ZONOES GITHUB DOWN!!!" when it's been a small blip.

The link should just read "FUCK TABLOIDS!"

In which currency?

In London UK, I will assume £, Pounds Sterling, GBP.

The available options suggest this too. OP should probably edit to clarify though.

My bad. It's too late to edit now. Yes, GBP is what I meant :) the original one didn't specify Dollars though, and I think anybody who is answering would probably expect to answer in GBP anyway.

No Android - no fun!

https://cayova.com will be offering something similar - you can opt into a program where they sell on your stats, the same as facebook do, but share the profits of the sale with you.

... and immediately falls over!

Not anymore, it isn't!