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The method consists in extracting of soluble substances in dried tea leaf, containing in a porcelain or earthenware pot, by means of freshly boiling water, pouring of the liquor into a white porcelain or earthenware bowl, examination of the organoleptic properties of the infused leaf, and of the liquor with or without milk or both.

> the liquor with or without milk or both

Both with and without milk? Must be how Zen monks drink it.

The student came to the Zen master and ask 'Would you like your tea with or without milk?' to which the Zen master replied 'I will take my tea with milk, without milk, and both.'

I'll get it if that's a joke... but I have to ask: is it a joke or is it real? If real, expect me to expect source material:)

It's a joke, or it's real, or both.

Honestly, I thought I was making a joke based on a typical format used for Zen Koans but now I'm not so sure.

I can assure you, its real