Is this an internationally remote position?

Australia (Canberra) for this one, half-remote

Pretty sure that's just an live-indicator of what's going on at the moment, not what your network limits are.

What do you have lined up?

> I don't want to waste any more of my life on this merry go round.

And? Don't leave us hanging. Have you figured out a way to get out of this vicious cycle?

> Where do I begin?

I could picture you taking a deep breath before you wrote what came afterwards. I just wanna hug you and cry man! I've been through so much shit because of Azure's weird behaviour at work. Ruined weekends, Late night troubleshooting cos Azure is weirdly broken somewhere and this is not just isolated to one service. I'm talking about databases to app services to AKS to Azure Functions, Blob Triggers what the fuck not. I've had to do weird workarounds for issues which should not even be issues in the first place. Most of the production issues I've had with a fairly fairly complicated clusterfuck of a project was mostly Azure related issues. I don't even know what to think anymore!

> I went to the lengths of writing a Log Analytics alert to trigger

I've done this lol. Not for the date issue but something else.

Can someone ELI5 how this works exactly?

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned windows 11

hahahahaha. I needed this today!

This should be a blog post at this point. This was super helpful. Thank you!!!

SQL Server is crappier? How?