People in this thread discussing the merits of the satire seriously are completely missing the joke over their head that the entire thing was meant to be just a setup for the Rewrite It In Rust punchline.

See also: https://longestjokeintheworld.com/

Embrace, Embellish, Enshittify.

Would a terminal deal with them have added another billion to your account if it hadn’t been nonprofit?

Probably not. I don't know. Who cares.

Echoes of https://web.archive.org/web/20250424025507/https://support.h...

    3. Can I still use my Ai Pin for offline features?
    
    Yes. After February 28, 2025, Ai Pin will still allow for offline features like battery level, etc., but will not include any function that requires cloud connectivity like voice interactions, AI responses, and .Center access.

> Ai Pin will still allow for offline features like battery level, etc.

If I remember correctly, battery level was practically the only "offline feature" of the pin. A device whose only working feature is to check its own battery level isn't much use.

Easiest to satisfy tamagotchi ever.

very avant-garde

Club Penguin was a gem. Now all we get are Roblox.

Its syntax is great for math and has a comprehensive ecosystem of scientific computing libraries stewarded by that timelord guy from Men in Black 3.

This is nothing. Wait until you see what the eye-tracking technology Amazon has been developing for their workers could be used for.

Haskell

    > I thought "Anthropic" was about being concerned about humans

See also: OpenAI being open, Democratic People's Republic of Korea being democratic and peoples-first[0].

[0] https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicO...

Is GP wrong?