... and on the First Day of the Second Month of the Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eight, the Beast issued forth from his Vile Abode and laid Charge to the Land of Light, burying their Heros with irresistible Seductions and Temptations of False Fame and Glory. The Heros of the Land of Light did hold council, and after many a deliberation decreed that the Battle was to be met with full conviction and the aid of Macro Expansions. And the Battle was fought for twenty and three days and on the morning of the twenty and fourth day, the Beast was slain by a mighty hero of the Light, whose Karma was without parallel - Sir Paul Graham, Marshal of the Closure, General of His Magesty's Symbol Tables, Diviner of the Continuation, and all other Titles held and to be granted by Our Lord Almighty - Lisp - and His Son Who Walked On Earth - Arc. And so ended an Age of Heros and Villians, the likes of which shall never walk the Net again.