There's probably a grain of truth in Noah's Flood. There's similar flood myths in several religions, that place the flood in around the same period (for a very wide definition of around). I suspect there was a major flood event, a flood so big people interpret it as divine punishment. The flood may have went as far as the eye can see, at every place people may have ever been to, and would translate to "It was flooded everywhere", which over time got translated to "the whole world". [1]
For a fun exercise, we could replace statements involving God and they would suddenly make more sense.
"God created the universe." => "The universe created the universe".
"God created human beings" => "The universe created human beings"
"God shapes everyone's lives." => "The universe shapes everyone's lives".
"Jesus is the son of God." => "Jesus is the son of the universe".
"God is omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent, divinely simple, eternal and necessary"[2], "The universe is omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent, divinely simple, eternal and necessary".
"So God created mankind in his own image" => "So the universe created mankind in its own image".
Floods happen often. I see no reason to think 'the grain of truth' means we should even consider the idea that the water went as far as the eye could see.
Your "wide definition of around" is a span of over 1,000 years. Look to the tall tales of the American West, like Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill, for examples of how tall tales can be embellished in an oral tradition. Each ended up giving a creation myth for the Grand Canyon. What is the grain of truth behind those stories?
Your exercise is also one of cherry picking. Consider Job 1:1 with your replacement: "This man was blameless and upright; he feared the Universe and shunned evil." What does it mean to fear the Universe?
Or Job 9:13 "God does not restrain his anger; even the cohorts of Rahab cowered at his feet." What does it mean for the universe to be angry? What are the feet of the universe?
Or in Genesis 1:6-8: ""And [the Universe] said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So [the Universe] made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. [The Universe] called the vault “sky.”"" How does the Universe speak?
Also, I find it hard to reconcile omniscience with special relativity, which says that it's not possible to know what lies beyond the light cone. Perhaps each point in the Universe is its own god?
By grain I meant a grain in an entire granary. They are quite tall tales. It doesn't mean those tales weren't borne of actual human experience.
To fear is to fear the universe, obviously.
When you are angry, the universe is angry, since you and the universe is inseparable. Every foot in the universe are one of the feet of the universe.
You quoted an English bible. Did the early Christians believe God, spoke, English? Of course not. The God they believed in merely expressed the idea of seperating the waters. One could say the universe expressed the idea of splitting the waters by splitting the waters, and it was so.
Do the nerves in your toes know what lies in your brain? Perhaps each neuron is its own brain?
Anyway, it is a fun exercise, I did not say all statements, and I did not say it would make complete sense, merely more sense.
But thanks and upvoted for quoting those passages. It was fun reading the substitutions you've made.
Ahh, the "religion as metaphor" approach. The Bible mentions Claudius, therefore that kernel of truth ... tells us nothing, because we can't tell which tales are "borne of actual human experience" any more than we can do the same with Paul Bunyan and Pecos Bill.
In context, Job is an honorable man and someone to emulate. If I fear the universe, then I fear the wheat, and a mouse, my neighbor, and my nose, and the water I drink, and my children. Is that really someone to emulate? Not according to Psalm 118:6: "The LORD is with me; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?". How can someone be afraid of the universe, but not afraid of mortals in the universe? Your interpretation of God = Universe is inconsistent with the God of the Bible.
FWIW, some of the other gods mentioned in the Bible are Remphan, Jupiter, Baal, Mercurius, and Diana. So a phrase like Deuteronomy 6:14 "Do not follow other gods, the gods of the peoples around you" doesn't make sense as "Do not follow other universes, the universes of the people around you." That makes less sense than God as an entity distinct from the universe. (And an entity with the ability to have a hand write 'Mene, mene, tekel upharsin' on a wall, using a human hand.)
Yes, I used an English translation of the Bible. I could have used Swedish, but I doubt you know Swedish. Do you think I'm so ignorant as to think early Christians thought God spoke English to the early Jews?
Then you slip into solipsism, which is even less interesting than the metaphor argument. One can say many things. One can say the universe started as a cosmic egg in floating in non-existence before opening up to produce the 8 heavenly worlds and one earthly one. But you didn't. You started with, and stayed close to, the monotheism associated with the Christian Bible.
Yes I did. I'm not a Christian, but it doesn't mean I can't find the Bible interesting in telling me how a group of people thousands of years ago thought of the world.
As I'm not Christian because I can't bring myself to believe in the Bible as it is, of course my interpretation is different to ordinary Christians. If I could interpret a way to be consistent with other Christians and still have it make sense to me, I'd be a Christian.
I don't know why you talk like interpreting the Bible in anyway at all to be useless or even harmful. Even when I do it for fun.
There are Christians, there are non-Christians like me, and then there are people like you who insist there's nothing good about the Christians. You even find the idea that they are able to pass down the bible for two thousand years abhorrent.
I had the Quran in mind when I wrote some of those statements, then I realised some people here might be more familiar with Jesus so I added a line about Jesus.
It's a fun exercise, to make some statements make more sense. Nothing more. Once upon a time I tried to find a way to believe in the bible and Jesus (well the Abrahamic religions in general), and that was as close as I got.
Why does even saying the bible interesting as a text substitution exercise offend you? Clearly you're not a Christian, so it's not the fact that I'm changing the bible.
I am pointing out intellectual dishonesty. You cannot replace "God" with "Universe" for most religious texts and get a meaningful, or even more consistent, interpretation. The exercise cannot even be applied to most polytheistic religions - you conveniently stayed within the Abrahamic faiths. Nor can you reconcile omniscience with special relativity.
Certainly you can cherry-pick phrases, but it makes no more sense to substitute God with "Universe" than with "Merlin" or "my dog Spot." The result sounds ineffable, but it's as fundamentally sound as numerology.
If you read the Bible as a story of ancient culture, which I encourage you to do, then you malign the culture by misreading what they wrote. You instead end up reading reflections of your own thoughts of the world, so of course that interpretation is going to make more sense to you. And yes, self-delusion can be fun.
If you really want to understand what those early Jews were trying to pass on, learn more about the Mesopotamian mythologies, and archeology, and the political dynamics of around 600 BC.
BTW, I am not "offended." I am annoyed. Those are different emotions. I am also annoyed that you make false assertions about me, when my own HN history shows just how false that is. I would be intellectually dishonest should I believe it impossible or "abhorrent" to pass down a faith tradition over dozens of centuries. The 2,000+ year history of Christianity, the 2,500 year history of Buddhism (200 years with a written canon), the 2,600+ year history of Judaism, and the 3,000+ year old history of Hinduism - the Bible, Torah, Pāli Canon, and Upanishads, respectively - are all trivial counter-examples. On what basis did you conclude that I reject any of that history?
>> On what basis did you conclude that I reject any of that history?
The way you replied to my comments, I thought you were offended at the idea that I even tried to make sense of the Bible. You've made this clear now, that this is not the case. I had not gone through your HN history.
>> If you read the Bible as a story of ancient culture, which I encourage you to do, then you malign the culture by misreading what they wrote. You instead end up reading reflections of your own thoughts of the world, so of course that interpretation is going to make more sense to you. And yes, self-delusion can be fun.
My family members include both Muslim and Taoists[1]. I've been trying to reconcile both sets of beliefs. I've spent time with each of those sides of family. And, although I now see how putting what I understand out here can offend people, I maintain there are some philosophical links between those two beliefs.
I'm not entirely in self-delusion entertaining these thoughts, I point you to another blogger, who writes about the Taoist's pantheist world view through the lens of Sufism:
>> Nor can you reconcile omniscience with special relativity.
I know now it's not going to mean anything to you. I believe the universe (a passive) is working out what everything will be by moving time into the future. And that's how it "knows" everything. It's model of reality is reality itself. I know there's no "The reality", but I know there is "The universe". I know I might as well said left is on the left side of right, and that's exactly what it is.
[1] My grandmother a Taoist, my uncle Muslim, and my aunt Christian. They have all tried to teach me their beliefs basically my entire life, and I listened.
What you describe is religious syncretism. It is not the same as trying to understand the original beliefs of a group of people thousands of years ago.
I would not have wanted my original comment to be interpreted as claiming to understand the original beliefs of people from thousand of years ago. If that was the case a text substitution exercise would not be appropriate. It was intended as a fun, non-serious and non-religious exercise, as I've repeatedly emphasised.
For a fun exercise, we could replace statements involving God and they would suddenly make more sense.
"God created the universe." => "The universe created the universe".
"God created human beings" => "The universe created human beings"
"God shapes everyone's lives." => "The universe shapes everyone's lives".
"Jesus is the son of God." => "Jesus is the son of the universe".
"God is omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent, divinely simple, eternal and necessary"[2], "The universe is omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent, divinely simple, eternal and necessary".
"So God created mankind in his own image" => "So the universe created mankind in its own image".
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_myth#Claims_of_historici...
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God