Junior Open Data Vexationer(2008-2010)
Associate Shameless Little Replication Bully (2010-2012)
Lead Methodological Harasser (2012-2015)
Senior Methodological Terrorist (2015-2016)
Chief Research Parasite (2016-Current)
All those terms have really been used to label people trying to get psych and medical research up to pretty minimal scientific standards. It is really telling about the kind of immature high school mentality that pervades those fields.
However, I do like the ring of it. Instead of Data Scientist, I think my new title will be Senior Methodological Terrorist.