I don't want his prediction happen, unless we have WebAssembly.

I've not watched that in a while! Enjoyed it again, so thanks!

Have we not almost arrived at this dystopian javascript hella-future though?

I mean, with unikernels which run node in ring 0:

http://runtimejs.org/

And that we can run an emulated linux in browser:

http://bellard.org/jslinux/

I'm doing my best to ignore it all....

There it is, shoot yourself. https://i.imgur.com/pC6EV0v.png