My wife went to Wisconsin (not exactly a tourist destination, I know), and happened to visit a dairy. As a cheese lover, I asked her to bring back some Wisconsin cheese, maybe a nice, sharp, hand-made Colby? Knowing I like to try things, in a gesture of love, she brought back a sampler pack of various sharp cheeses from the dairy's gift shop - English cheeses, made in England. I never told her, never will.