Old way: we have one tool, it’s got a few quirks but it does most of what we want and then gets out of the way. Noone is impressed by this, tools are supposed to just work aren’t they?

New way: we have a dozen tools, they collectively do less than the old one and integrating them is a full time job for someone since any upgrade breaks something. But we all get to put the names of all of these things on our CVs! And that’s what’s important.

I wish I was kidding.