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I'm not sure I understand your point - are you comparing the cleanliness of my keyboard to the horrible living conditions of a typical cow? I highly doubt the keys on my keyboard have manure on them.



You’d be surprised. If you’ve ever taken a dump and then returned to your keyboard right after without taking a shower then fecal matter has almost certainly found its way to your keyboard. Fecal flakes proliferate through the air when you take a shit. The stronger the smell, the more flakes there are. They stick to your body and clothes, and then inevitably smeared on your keyboard.


Excellent. Multiply by 10 if you have dogs.


In an effort to make a smart witty comment you completely missed my point. I said my keyboard doesn't have manure on it, not any kind of fecal matter.


For that matter - you don’t keep your toothbrush in your bathroom do you?




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