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“In the near future, atmospheric CO2 will be recycled to create organic fuel”

That’s been around for quite a while already; you’re describing a tree.



yes but... 3D printed by a neural net at Trees.com ON A BLOCKCHAIN and crowdsourced with a Kickstarter from curated ambi-sexual SanFran hipsters, avail in 5 colors for pre-order at a low low annual subscription add-on for Prime members of $79.99


I shouldn't feed the troll. But since you made me chuckle, did you mistake hckrnews for reddit maybe? :P


--- at a rate orders of magnitude faster than trees currently do


Ah, you mean grass?




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