Lordy, if I was grading a 10th grade English composition that ended with this:
For as it is written, the last shall be first and the geek shall inherit the earth.
...I just don't know how I'd react. Maybe by quitting. I guess the poll of "conservative" columnists is slim in NYC, but please, let's have someone who avoid writing op-eds that end in "For Better or For Worse"-style puns.
From "Revenge of the Nerds":
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/r/revenge-of-the-...
- That was wonderful.
- You did things to me you've never done before.
(gasps)
- You're that nerd!
- Yeah.
- God, you were wonderful.
- Thanks.
- Are all nerds as good as you?
- Yes.
- How come?
- Cos all jocks think about is sports.
- All we ever think about is sex.