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Is there any "rebuttal" less convincing?

Implying the parent is any better for inaccurately stating it's a non sequitur?

Only at the parties worth attending.

Haha, i always get a chuckle out of that phrase :)

I’ll leave it up to my fellow party-attendees to decide ;)

I'd be down for a party. When and where?

Couple on tonight after canoe polo. You need a lift?