You are a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large black dragon flying overhead. He is very angry and roaring.

> Kill dragon

The dragon lets out a roar that shakes the earth. The sound echoes off the trees and rocks as it fills your ears with its terrifying voice. It calls upon all his strength to fly towards you. You raise your sword and swing it down > kiss dragon

You plunge your sword deep into the dragon's chest. Blood spurts from the wound and you hear the dragon let out another roar. You look around and see the dragon has managed to catch one of his own young > Make love to dragon

You press your lips against the dragon's mouth and begin to feel him stir inside you. He begins to move back and forth on top of you. His tongue is long and slimy and he tastes like a mixture of sweat and blood > Marry dragon

You pull away and laugh at the situation. "I don't think so". The dragon laughs back and you both fall asleep.

In the morning, you wake up to find yourself lying next to the dragon who is still sleeping > Propose marriage to dragon

"Yes! Yes!" you say. "We should be married!" The dragon smiles and nods. "Very well then". You embrace each other and fall asleep.

A few days later, you awake to find the dragon gone