git convert-repo --to-hash=sha-256 --frobnicate-blobs --climb-subtrees \ --liability-waiver=none --use-shovels --carbon-offsets
(never fails to amuse me)
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Gives me the impression that it’s a construction of the article alone. Unsurprising, given the snark of the options.