1. Open an account on any Bitcoin exchange (mtgox.com, bitcoinusa.com, etc)
2. Fund your account by wire or ACH transfer (supported by most exchanges)
3. Place a 'buy' order in 2 mouse clicks to buy BTC at the current market rate. Done.
Or if you know someone in the real world who has coins, just make him a cash offer to send you directly the BTC (using the Bitcoin software, without going through a third party such as an exchange).