It is a conflict between physical and mental health. If you sleep in you'll get anxiety about missed appointment and if you wake early you'll feel tired.
Or the kind that is presented with absolutely 0 context.
Most of those tweets are pretty funny, but I can't help but think that a lot of them wouldn't be so hard to read if we knew the context in which they were said.
Overall, HN has always been supportive of original, on-topic, relevant, insightful humor. That means though that any kind of meme-ish, repetitive, or obvious joke is going to fail.
Basically HN in a great place for techie jokes that are essentially unique to this one tiny corner of the internet. The 4 or 5 we get per year are often some of the best content.
Right, I would say there's a difference between a low-effort joke/meme/pun vs a biting critique done as a joke.
It this case, the criticism was, Apple products will narrowly optimize for something pleasant (well-restedness) at the cost of what you really want (getting to work on time). This is a very common complaint[1], and it's kind of witty to joke about them doing it by accident here, when it's what they deliberately do in other contexts.
[1] Examples: making the URL bar look nice and minimal at the cost of you knowing where you are in a site, removing the scroll bar at the cost of knowing where you are in a page or how to move it, making the mouse unusuable when charging just so you don't have a hole on the top.
I note that the rules are "guidelines", not "rules", and I think that's deliberate. There's meant to be an element of human judgement that can't necessarily be spelled out in advance. Allowing things that you might not inspect seems like the inverse of https://eev.ee/blog/2016/07/22/on-a-technicality/
Except if you ever challenge the guidelines they magically become rules, consistently.
I don't think we are even supposed to talk about that since its "unsubstantive", when convenient - which is always the case to the people that don't want to be challenged on it.
I note that while dang writes there that it's a hard rule, the comment it was in referenced to wasn't killed. That's different from my understanding of what a hard rule is; in communities I moderate, I will always remove content that goes against something I consider a hard rule.
Most of the HN guidelines are subject to a fair amount of human interpretation.
And as usually with iOS, the user experience is excellent!