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Milking stools[1] (especially the strap-on variety) can also be one legged.

> "[He'd] give a warning shout and run. So would everybody, you included."

reminded me of MAXIM 3: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23503989

[1] another reason for single-legged stools: less likely to trip you up if you need to jump quickly away from a kicking cow. I wouldn't be surprised if nitro factory staff prized that reason, but told management they used them to not fall asleep.



The maxims are The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries¹, the third of which is originally from the Schlock Mercenary webcomic strip of November 1, 2009².

1. https://www.ovalkwiki.com/index.php/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Ma...

2. https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-11-01


I suspect "If you see the bomb squad running try to keep up" is a joke older than the internet.


Maxim 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody


I saw some bricklayers lay paving stones recently. A few tons of them. They also had strap-on single-legged stools and I was really surprised to see such a specific tool!


Re you sure they weren't hods

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brick_hod

Used to carry bricks up and down steps


Well, they were only about a foot in length, attached around the trousers, and the workers were sitting on them.




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