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I haven't had formal qualifications for any of the few jobs I have been hired to do in the past 6–7 years, and my cover letters were almost always the reason I got an interview. I would like to think that my cover letters are not the standard, boring ones -- and I purposefully honest with a bit of humour.

In contrast, the accompanying resumes have been single-page, no-frills resumes -- I don't even bother saying anything about what I have done/achieved in previous roles because it seems pretty pointless when I don't have any certificates or practical experience to show.

I'm sure it's different from industry to industry, from company to company, and depends on the seniority of the role. It's just what worked for me to get interviewed at small-medium businesses and probably doesn't work for everyone.

As a final note, in some way I also treat the way I prepare my cover letters and resumes as an additional indicator for whether or not I really want to work at a company (particularly smaller ones with no HR departments): if they don't get back to me it's most likely that they are only looking for "the piece of paper" and/or they don't like my personality/the way I communicate.

Edit: typos.



I've been looking for work recently, and I've found I've been getting a very good callback rate compared to some of my peers. I assume it's because I write a good, customized cover letter for each application, sometimes going over the posting point-by-point. But I never know when people read them, I only get feedback about 1-2% of the time. I think that is why many may start with "I know no one will read this"...


I know I'm asking a question that is likely difficult to answer, but how do you make humor out of something so mundane as a cover letter for a job? Without knowing anything about the audience I can't imagine how to be funny on paper without coming off as inauthentic.


It's a numbers game. As you point out, without knowing anything about the audience, you have nothing to aim at.

When shooting blind, aim at the biggest target. It's a man's world. Write for men. Men are mostly puerile.

Try a fart joke. All men love these from the time they are kids, and most of them don't ever grow out of it.

To really distinguish yourself, go straight into a poo joke. tailor it to the position you are seeking.

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn’t budget.

To demonstrate insightful virtuosity, combine farts and poos into the same joke.

What did the poo say to the fart?

You blow me away.

What’s the true definition of bravery?

Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2018/06/poop-jokes...




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