Yes, in a maze, with broken bulb, stolen staircase, and put in a cupboard with a sign "danger! jaguar inside".

Not really, but I know which bit you mean: "It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of The Leopard“"

Okay, I admit reading it in another language many years ago.

Honestly, that's relatively mild compared to some other "begrudgingly releasing our GPL code" implementations.