there are companies making android-powered (not eink, but regular LCD) screen urinals to sell advertising now...

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/ewfzup/t...

I am not sure this is the future I wanted.

also, how many years until this no longer retrieves security updates, gets pwned, and displays goatse at random intervals?

Oh no, ads! Ruining everything (of course).