Bribery. The military has separate networks which it doesn’t shutdown and if you know the right people and have the cash, then it’s possible to get added to it.
I wish I could remember the name of the software package. It was posted here some time ago, but it was a DIY way to create a "summary of the internet" on a 1TB disk, similar to the “Paquete Semanal”[1] used in Cuba.
Shipping those in regularly would likely be appreciated.
It's not fast, but, move to Myanmar, join the military, rise up the ranks, start an off-hand discussion to the tune of "you know, when you really think about, running a country is a lot of work..." and make them think it was their idea to call the whole thing off.
Is there a fast way to help them recover some functionality?