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I spread my cheeks as I go to sit down on the toilet seat. Thus I only have to wipe very little if at all, and I don't have the best of diets. Do other people not do that?



I only do this when I shit from the window of an automobile.


Is that a joke/reference? It doesn't make sense. There must be a more efficient/reasonable way to defecate.




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