while writing this over lunch I was thinking... wait how hard is it to write this? Turns out it's hard, and I'd have to re-read all the madea scripts to understand how the interactions work, plus I don't feel like I have a perfect handle on throwing Madea into the abyss and seeing what happens. In short, it would be fan-fic rather than genuine.

What I want is Tyler Perry & Co to write this movie.

Tyler, I don't want any money, I don't want anything more than having this film made! (you could give me a little cameo though, I'll be a busboy or something)