Or how about ppl who don't go to jail. I am sure there are plenty of those who need help. So if going to jail for 2 years means I will get a more help and opportunity then I otherwise would get, maybe it is a good tradeoff.
Or how about we stop shaming people for contributing to causes they find worthwhile, even if they're not contributing to causes we're personally, individually invested in.
I think the reason you're talking about this in the hypothetical instead of doing it is because you know it isn't a good trade off and you're being incredibly glib.