And of course the query language for this database would be GNARLY - Guided Natural Accurate Realtime Lookup Yahoo
The wire protocol should be SENDIT - Synthetic Electronic Node Dialogue Interoperability Transport
Hmm... how about Mongo 2000? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MONDO_2000
And of course the query language for this database would be GNARLY - Guided Natural Accurate Realtime Lookup Yahoo
The wire protocol should be SENDIT - Synthetic Electronic Node Dialogue Interoperability Transport