Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.”
Honestly I’m starting to operate under the assumption that anything can be hacked with enough focus and determination. Obscurity isn’t such a bad defense in the long run.
To this I respond with the only valuable treat matrix for an individual I've ever seen.
Threat: Ex-girlfriend/boyfriend breaking into your email account and publicly releasing your correspondence with the My Little Pony fan club
Solution: Strong Passwords
Threat: Organized criminals breaking into your email account and sending spam using your identity
Solution: Strong passwords + common sense (don’t click on unsolicited herbal Viagra ads that result in keyloggers and sorrow)
Threat: The Mossad doing Mossad things with your email account
Solution:
◆ Magical amulets?
◆ Fake your own death, move into a submarine?
◆ YOU’RE STILL GONNA BE MOSSAD’ED UPON
All credit to James Mickens for the above.
My point being that if someone is that committed to compromising your air gapped system they're going to find a way. Especially if they can just slip the janitor $10,000 to put a USB labelled "Barely Legal Gone Wild" into the machine while vaccumming.
> Especially if they can just slip the janitor $10,000 to put a USB labelled "Barely Legal Gone Wild" into the machine while vaccumming.
Part of Defensive Depth includes vetting and requiring the janitor who cleans the SCIF to themselves also hold a security clearance.
Your cited example is also why Counterintelligence is a thing. It's not enough to trust your processes; you also have to probe them.
When I was in the military I met a guy whose job was to pentest (among other things) nuclear weapons facilities and NORAD defense installations, specifically their computer equipment. He had some pretty wild stories; suffice it to say the ladder trick doesn't work when you are trying to access an ICBM solo.
> Part of Defensive Depth includes vetting and requiring the janitor who cleans the SCIF to themselves also hold a security clearance.
Sure, but no amount of vetting is going to be perfect. Maybe the vetting missed something, maybe some circumstance changed between now and the most recent re-up, maybe instead of $10k it's $10M, etc.
A better solution is to physically disable the USB ports.
Everyone will break. Even the janitor who passed clearance. Threaten his wife, see how long he cares about his clearance. When the government was trying to break me I was all macho, "I ain't saying shit", until the second they threatened to hurt my wife, then I was a little bitch who would have woofed and begged for treats had they asked.
There are security testers in DC with a good track record of getting into government buildings. "Who are you and what are you doing here?" "I've brought chocolate cake." "Oooo!!"
My old boss was very disturbed when we explained to him that our small business with one IT guy can't really defend against state-level actors who are intent on getting into our systems.
I wonder how hard it would be to make this dual use and have it working as a laser microphone that can detect the sound vibrations on materials like glass windows?
Suddenly non contact blackout blinds become useful even in a conservatory!
“Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.”
Honestly I’m starting to operate under the assumption that anything can be hacked with enough focus and determination. Obscurity isn’t such a bad defense in the long run.
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