Woah woah woah, you can't just say that! this is HN, we have rules about pointing out when people obviously didn't read the article, it makes them feel bad!

That's not a rule, it's a guideline.

Rules don't start with "please":

> Please don't comment on whether someone read an article. "Did you even read the article? It mentions that" can be shortened to "The article mentions that."

I did actually. Must have missed that part.