Well which is it? Politics, or the Royal Family? If they're separate please ask a more specific question. If they're not separate, shouldn't they be?

As for your specific points, are you being facetious? They seem deliberately outrageous, but... oh dear...

The UK military routinely recruits minors: https://www.refworld.org/docid/498805c2c.html

The Opium Wars: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Opium_War

Prince beat dogs (sorry, couldn't find anything about kicking them): https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/british-press-sco...