Y2038 programming is my retirement plan. I’ll be around 60 and probably kicked out of Silicon Valley employability due to ageism. Like the cobol programmers in the 90s, in 2038 they will be scrambling to find old farts who still know C and UNIX.
C++ and Java are gonna be the obscure legacy languages. Plain bare-metal C is still a valid option for "baby's first programming language" today due to the popularity of Arduino.
