The best cup of coffee is the one I got right now.

Definitely not true. Is a mix of, "hunger is the best spice," and, "a bird in hand..." But those don't compose, as it were. I've had many cups of coffee that I just poured out, as they were gross.

"Quantity has a quality of its own"

Stalin (who knew a thing or two about quantities taking on their own quality), in case anyone wonders. (though some have blamed Napoleon)

As long as you like your coffee brewed and served in the way _we_ decide, then we’ve got gallons of coffee for you.