Speaking of Bay Ridge pizzerias circa 2009, there was a place on the corner of Bay Ridge Ave and Colonial called Lil Nino's (?) which served the absolute worst slices I've ever had. They essentially just plated up what was obviously frozen, microwave pizza.

Their whole game plan seemed to be to appeal to the high school students in the area based on their location and the fact that they had a couple of Xbox 360s and TVs you could use. It was cool at first, but most of us just went back to picking up a couple of slices at Rocky and Nicky's across the street and going home to play Modern Warfare. I'm not sure they lasted more than six months to be honest.

I did include a dollar slice from Papa Johns in Brooklyn. It was not good, and I'm not sure if it's even still offered

Costco pizza is pretty terrible.