I recognise your sarcasm and that you're joking but I hope that as a community we can start to move away from misogynistic jokes like these in the coming years.

I hope you're not being serious

I hope they are. "My spouse sucks" humor is a mostly misogynist and not funny relic from the past that needs to be dropped

Did the OP actually say their spouse sucks?

No, but most "my wife" jokes are about how controlling or awful they are

Why?

And "It's Wednesday, take out the trash" because I never can remember that one myself.