Eventually taken to its logical conclusion, you end up with something that looks like the terms and conditions and contract clauses seen when signing up for a "promotional" offer price on a 24 or 36-month service term with a famously consumer abusive Canadian cellular carrier like Bell, Telus or Rogers or one of their sub-brands wholly owned MVNOs.
Or for "landline" Telus fiber based last mile ISP service bundled with TV.
Or for "landline" Telus fiber based last mile ISP service bundled with TV.