If you’re going to sell yourself you should at least get a better advertising campaign (or madam).

Are you a web browser?

Aren't we all just browsing the web?

I consider myself more of a web browser pilot or captain

Do you call yourself a car driver pilot too ?

You're a web browser using a software to browse. The software has no agency: YOU are the browser of last order, IT is only an intermediary.

Like, who's driving the screw driver: you. You're the screw driver...

Humm doesnt work as well as I thought when I started. Fine, you're a screwdriver captain or whatever.

I will hop on that gravy train as well.