If your gym won't accept cancellation via every conceivable communication method on Earth: carrier homing pigeons, telegrams, smoke signals, braille, singing telegrams and morse code, sign language, or interpretive dance routines, then they should be thrown in prison.
How dare they pick and choose that some methods of communication are more valid than others.
> If your gym won't accept cancellation via every conceivable communication method on Earth: carrier homing pigeons, telegrams, smoke signals, braille, singing telegrams and morse code, sign language, or interpretive dance routines, then they should be thrown in prison.
Why are you pretending that I'm arguing something I am not?
How dare they pick and choose that some methods of communication are more valid than others.