It's going to drink all the coffee because it's just like a human brain and needs the caffeine to function decently.

Turns out caffeine was all that was in the way of AGI.

Hate when I wake up in the morning and ChatGPT keeps meowing at me to feed it. It's like it's never eaten before in its life.

More like it’ll do all the thinking for us so we can go back to sleep. Coffee itself is obsolete.