Our interlinked system of distributed monoliths includes one in AWS region af-south-1, another on the Moon, and a third orbiting Jupiter. All of these services are yours, except for the fourth on Europa. Attempt no POSTing there.

Convert all of my JSON to protobuf to get 60% performance improvement?

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Ok for Jupiter and Europa, you need some redundancy and to be close to your users, but AWS would is a bit unexpected with LinkedIn belonging to MS.

Then again, GitHub still uses AWS IIRC.