Or scour through these breaches, thinking of how to embarrass the lawmakers with info you find in them. Maybe when it affects the fancy people, they will start making laws to protect themselves, and hopefully include us in it.
I don't have enough time left on this Earth to explain the concept in a way that politicians could implement, I'm in my 40s. In my preferred alternate universe, Keybase was sold to a benevolent billionaire. Or more realistically, a normal billionaire who intended to run it at a loss until he could leverage it to effect world domination, but managed to mess it up somehow and get it nationalized. Or something. I can dream...