Hi, this is my article. I think it's silly that newspapers dress up ordinary criticisms and disagreements with this overly dramatic, violent language, so I started compiling them and the list just goes on and on and on. It's kind of an art piece critiquing headline trends.

In my head I imagine all these spokespeople bodyslamming each other at every opportunity. Now that would be news!

Thanks for finding my page interesting enough to post and let me know if you have any questions.

I was binging your website and thought other people might find this page interesting. I agree, it's a bit ridiculous to read all these headlines. And the little SQL snippet at the bottom was a nice touch too.