Of course it would not support USB, favouring a proprietary connector so your printing can start 0.1 seconds faster.
Parts would be glued together so to make it compact (and impossible to fix).
All for the bargain of $999.
And yes, some people would gladly buy them.
The company that shipped the first laptop to go all-in on USB-C in 2016?
https://www.theverge.com/2015/6/18/8800583/hp-first-usb-c-de...
Apple is the company that had to be forced by EU to support USB in their phones.
Of course it would not support USB, favouring a proprietary connector so your printing can start 0.1 seconds faster.
Parts would be glued together so to make it compact (and impossible to fix).
All for the bargain of $999.
And yes, some people would gladly buy them.