Separately, when people say "nobody does this" they aren't literally saying 0.0000% of people.
It's perfectly ok to say "nobody commutes by helicopter". It isn't a clever riposte to say "aha but Jeff Bezos...".
For a long period in the 90s and early 00s the main purchasers of vinyl records were DJs specifically just to mix one track at a time.
I even have some single sided pressings with exactly one track on one side.
Back then if you knew someone regularly buying new vinyl 9/10 times they were a DJ.
Separately, when people say "nobody does this" they aren't literally saying 0.0000% of people.
It's perfectly ok to say "nobody commutes by helicopter". It isn't a clever riposte to say "aha but Jeff Bezos...".