The person consented to put their face on a scene of some sort. Given the majority of people on a beach are topless selecting what would life be like if I could take a holiday" doesn't sound shocking that it shows you.
I’d love to see your numbers for the “majority of people on a beach” being topless, because outside of places in Europe I don’t think it’s going to shake out quite as overwhelmingly as you seem to think. And since we’re talking about someone from Washington state in the first place, it’s certainly not the norm there.
Toplessness, interestingly, is not illegal in Washington. And if the parent poster is including male toplessness, it's possible that some breaches are at times majority topless.
The rest of their argument is rubbish, of course, but it's kinda funny that they right in that "broken clock" sort of way a little bit.