Please don't post shallow dismissals, especially of other people's work. A good critical comment teaches us something.

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I like the idea of respect where this comes from, but I think that titles have been perverted by SEO way too much and at some point I need writers to stop trying to lure me for my own good.

I wish we can get descriptive, boring, but accurate titles back.

Descriptive titles have their place, but so do titles that arouse curiousity and need you to read TFA.

Fine then: “don’t write articles with question headlines or people can safely assume the answer is no.”

I hate clickbait, but this doesn't look like this one is, because it's not misleading, it's not trying to hide something to get you to click, and does not lure you with information that's not in the article.